BRONZE AGE GRINDSET (fried)

Dude. The Excel sheet predates the modern imagination. But before Excel, before the Greeks were even scratching geometric proofs into sand, some REAL man was trying to re-derive the trigonometric laws from first principles using nothing but a reed stylus and base-60 arithmetic. yet here we are. Bronze Age Mindset shouldn’t just be about getting swole and smashing women. We should be dedicating ourselves to obscure linguistic pursuits, getting absolutely brutalized by ergative-absolutive sentence structures. We should be pulverised by our lust for total intellectual struggle. I want men who are suffering through their third failed attempt at learning Linear B. I want dudes who are bleeding out over dead languages, getting fucked by Mandarin tones that they start dreaming in broken syntax. i want us to WAKE UP and look at the night sky like some MESOPOTAMIAN SCRIBE LOSING HIS MIND. 

this version is fried